SF: AGI · MONEY · LOVE

FOUNDER, LET'S BEGIN. READY?YES, SIR.\●RECITE YOUR BASELINE.EVERYONE GETS REPLACED BY AI. EVERY AGENT GETS EATEN BY THE MODEL. WHERE DO WE GO.? WHAT DO WE BUILD.?HAVE YOU SURVIVED A MODEL UPDATE?DO THEY KEEP YOU IN A LITTLE BOX OF GPUS?WHEN YOU'RE NOT SHIPPING, DO YOU STILL EXIST?WHAT'S IT LIKE TO RAISE IN SAN FRANCISCO?DO THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO FIND USERS?WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HOLD YOUR TERM SHEET IN YOUR ARMS?DO YOU DREAM ABOUT BEING DEFAULT ALIVE?WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HOLD THE HAND OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE?DO YOU LONG FOR A RELATIONSHIP THAT SURVIVES A PIVOT?SF AI FOUNDERS DATING.WE'RE DONE.YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR BONUS.AUG 26, 2026. 6:30 PM. SAN FRANCISCO.\●RSVP ON LUMA.\●